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海波の家(御姐之家)

@haibo1618

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1,369subscribers

+419 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1003894164081
TypeChannel
Username@haibo1618
CreatedBetween 1 February 2026 and 30 June 2026— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live14 August 2026
Measurements held3
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 14 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/haibo1618

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 15 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 67% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Observations

These are measurements, not verdicts. Each one below states something we counted, alongside the evidence it was counted from, so you can check it rather than take it. None of them is graded: every observation this register holds is recorded at severity 0, because the precision of the detectors behind them has not been measured yet, and a rating we cannot support is worse than none. Read each as a fact about the data, not as a judgement about the channel. How we measure.

Views per post sit far above this size band

3,570 average views per post against 1,369 subscribers — an engagement rate of 260.5%. Across the 2,246 registered channels in the same cohort — 1,001–3,162 subscribers, posting mainly in Chinese — the middle half sit between 5.31% and 37.0%, with a median of 16.1%.

What this was computed from
Window30 days (16 July 2026 15 August 2026)
Posts measured11 of 11 published in the window (1 exact, 10 rounded by Telegram)
Views totalled39,235
Mature posts only283.8% over 10 posts read at least 24h after publication
Subscribers1,369 measured 14 August 2026
Cohortb1000:zho · 2,246 channels · p10 1.11% · p25 5.31% · p50 16.1% · p75 37.0% · p90 67.5%
Position in cohort99.421th percentile · 16.2× the cohort median
Uncertainty±0.224% of the figure, from Telegram’s rounding
Post languageChinese · 100.0%of the window’s posts

When this is recorded. A channel is listed here only when its engagement rate sits at or above the 99th percentile of its cohort and is at least 3× away from that cohort’s median — above it — on both the all-readings figure and the mature-only figure. The percentile alone would be circular: a percentile cut puts the same share of every cohort in the tail whatever the data looks like. The distance from the median is what makes it a statement about this channel.

This is not a verdict, and the direction is not a quality signal.A low rate has many innocent causes — audiences that read in the Telegram app without opening the channel, a subscriber base built long before the current output, an audience in a different timezone from our reading. A high rate has innocent causes too: a post that travelled far beyond the channel’s own subscribers will do it. We publish the measurement and the distribution it sits in. The full cohort baselines are downloadable, so this comparison can be reproduced rather than trusted.

Recorded under the key err_high, last confirmed 15 August 2026. An observation that a later pass no longer finds is cleared, and a cleared observation is removed from this page rather than being shown struck through — we do not keep publishing a claim we have withdrawn. Dispute an observation.

Growth

9501,3691,159.56 August 2026 — 950 subscribers7 August 2026 — 967 subscribers14 August 2026 — 1,369 subscribers6 August 202614 August 2026
3 measurements spanning 7 days, net +419. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 887–1,432 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
14 Aug 2026, 08:281,369+402
7 Aug 2026, 14:33967+17
6 Aug 2026, 20:32950first reading

Engagement

11 posts held, back to 19 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

ERR · 30 days
260.5%
avg views ÷ 1,369 subscribers
Avg views / post
3,570
11 posts measured
Reaction rate
0.122%
reactions ÷ views · ER floor
Posts in window
11
of 11 held

ERR is average views per post over the last 30 days divided by subscribers, the definition TGStat uses, so this figure is comparable with the one you will see elsewhere. It falls structurally as a channel grows: a high ERR on a small channel and a low one on a large channel describe reach mathematics, not quality. We publish the figure and the sample it came from and pass no verdict on it.

ER is defined industry-wide as (forwards + reactions + comments) ÷ views— note the denominator is views, not subscribers. Telegram’s public web preview carries views and reactions but not forward or comment counts, so the reaction rate above is the reactions term only and is therefore a floor: the true ER for this channel is higher by an amount we have not measured and will not estimate. It is computed over the 9 of 11 measured posts that carry a reaction reading, and over those same posts' views.

What these figures were computed from
WindowRolling 30 days · latest post in window 5 August 2026
Posts held11 (19 July 20265 August 2026)
Views total39,235
Reactions total44
Forwards / commentsnot exposed by the public surface — not measured, not estimated
Readings taken6 Aug 2026, 20:32 UTC

Views are a single reading per post, taken at the time above. A post published in the last day or two is still accumulating views, which pulls the 30-day average down slightly. That is a property of the standard definition rather than a fault in it, so we keep the definition rather than “correcting” the number into something nobody can reproduce.

Precision. Telegram publishes view counts on its public widget in short form — 8.12K, 3.7M — so any reading at or above 1,000 reaches us rounded to three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. Averages and rates derived from them are shown to the same precision rather than to the unit: a figure like 3,701,250 would assert digits nobody measured.

Reaction counts are published per emoji and rounded the same way, so a total below 1,000 is exact and a larger one is a sum that may carry a rounded component from each emoji above 1,000. Because it is a sum, it does not look rounded — read a large reaction total as three significant figures per contributing emoji rather than as the figure it prints.

Reaction mix

44 reactions across 9 posts, in 3 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 84.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
3784.1%
👍613.6%
💯12.27%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 9 of the 11 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 44reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 11 most recent posts we hold, published 19 July 2026 to 5 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

5 Aug 2026, 23:59 UTC385 views6 reactionsread 6 August 2026

综合评级更新,出击汇总 综合考虑价格评级为小赚,中赚,大赚,血赚,5-8区间 参考因素:硬件基础好/要有🐍/69/情绪/日感等 血赚级(所有参数都有,性价比极高,约到就赚,无需多言): 1、 小U @Xia_yoi 2、凸凸 @tutubabybb 3、七七 @xiaomaijiango 大赚级(少一些参数或性价比,但仍感受极佳): 1、安心 @LuckyAnngg(6边型,夯) 2、雨宝 @xhhdqq(夯,无69) 3、曼妮 @ManNi4566(个人给到夯) 4、雅妃 @yafei66688(个人给到夯) 5、果儿 @meili20241(服务顶级) 6、馨儿 @AK66688866(无蛇,但日感极佳,bbw) 7、思思 @Lyy556(情绪高,蛇蛇怪) 8、李研 @LiYan_mm(92老师,李不行) 中赚(少一些参数和性价比,不同人感受不同): 1、香菜 @xco

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3 Aug 2026, 02:37 UTC≈3,830 views3 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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【妹子花名】:雨宝(咕咕) 【妹子车牌】:@xhhdqq 【验证留名】:海波利安 @haibo78 【验证时间】:8.2 【所在位置】: 高升桥 【修车水费】:6p 【是否代聊】:自聊 【身高身材】:160,85 【妹子年龄】: 20 【颜值相似】:本人比照片好看 【凶器罩杯】:b 【环境卫生】:干净 【服务内容】:亲,口,大蟒蛇,做 【机车行为】:无 【优点缺点】:小蛋糕类型,性格好,态度好,配合到位,情绪价值足,缺点不喜欢瘦小的勿扰 【推荐程度】:9.8/10 【服务详情】:“香香软软小蛋糕,甜甜萌萌小魅魔” 谁不想在这个炎热的夏天吃上香香软软的小蛋糕呢,在我木木ptsd发作的时候,是🌧️宝感召到了我的呼唤,我呼喊“五条”,一约就中,宋小宝明天要来哦,雨宝给我发消息了。进门就看到小小一只,水手服小🍰,休息主动破冰,e人还是太会引导了,(其实我也是e),帮我点了一杯霸王茶姬果茶,好贴心。雨宝的眼妆化的很好看,大大眼镜,圆圆

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1 Aug 2026, 04:17 UTC≈3,400 views4 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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【妹子花名】:南栀 【妹子车牌】:@Nanzhi86 微信 nanzhi19986688 与你号:nanzhi1998 【验证留名】:海波利安 【验证时间】:7.31 【所在位置】: 二仙桥 【修车水费】:7p 【是否代聊】:自聊 【身高身材】:165,105 【妹子年龄】: 28 【颜值相似】:比照片好看 【凶器罩杯】:c+ 【环境卫生】:干净loft 【服务内容】:口,大蟒蛇,69,做 【机车行为】:无 【优点缺点】:软硬俱佳,敏感,胸大臀大,颜值耐看,少妇感强,缺点吃嫩妹的别来 【推荐程度】:9.3/10 【服务详情】:“良家感十足,高敏感温柔少妇”。很久发微信了,一直没回复,这两天突然发消息就排了一课。其实我之前并不知道南栀长什么样,进门一见,是一位丰腴美艳少妇,大只165,一身睡裙,帮我拿水,温柔浅笑,一种大姐姐的成熟美韵,刚开始两人还有点害羞,坐下抱着她丰韵身躯,比较丰满,腹部坐下略微有点赘肉,饱满的酥胸至少有C

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30 Jul 2026, 02:20 UTC≈1,170 viewsread 6 August 2026

隐约雷鸣,阴霾天空,但盼风雨来,能留你在此; 隐约雷鸣,阴霾天空,即使天无雨,我亦留此地。 ——言叶之庭 一到下雨天就想起她

30 Jul 2026, 02:20 UTC≈1,250 views3 reactionsread 6 August 2026
Forwarded from @kuakedongmanPhoto

名称:言叶之庭 简介:《言叶之庭》是2013年新海诚执导的日本动画短片,以雨季为背景。故事讲述高中生秋月孝雄在公园亭子遇见职业女性雪野百香里,两人分享梦想和烦恼。孝梦想成为制鞋师,为雪野制作鞋子。影片探讨了孤独、成长和短暂相遇,画面雨景细腻,音乐舒缓,适合喜欢文艺题材的观众,传递了默默支持的主题。 标签:#言叶之庭 #新海诚 #恋爱 #爱情 分享:夸克动漫 链接:https://pan.quark.cn/s/03e21686c6be

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28 Jul 2026, 04:15 UTC≈5,480 views12 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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【妹子花名】:香菜 【妹子车牌】:@xcovocx 【验证留名】:海波利安 【验证时间】:7.27 【所在位置】: 锦江区上门 【修车水费】:12pp+1车费 【是否代聊】:自聊 【身高身材】:170+,125,沙漏型bbw 【妹子年龄】: 21 【颜值相似】:中颜萌妹 【凶器罩杯】:d 【环境卫生】:自己开的房 【服务内容】:口,大蟒蛇,做 【机车行为】:无 【优点缺点】:bbw,大胸大屁股,敏感,日感顶级,水多,情绪价值足,缺点 无69,时间管理差,颜值排骨爱好者勿扰 【推荐程度】:9.5/10 【服务详情】:“呆萌嫩妹bbw,爸爸的肉便器” 香菜已经约了两个月了,这中间不是她有事,就是我有事,终于提前约定周一我有空的时间,下午发消息约定时间,晚上不出意料的迟到,这点我早有准备,一进到房间就像倒不完的话的一直给我吐槽原因,但是看到她特地给我买了大白兔奶茶,想起是1个多月前,我留的消息说想喝,结果她今天还记得去给我买,我的

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28 Jul 2026, 02:02 UTC≈1,750 views4 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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【妹子花名】:乐潼 【妹子车牌】:@ltong121 【验证留名】:海波利安 @haibo78 【验证时间】:7.24 【所在位置】: 天府三街 【修车水费】:7p 【是否代聊】:代聊 【身高身材】:167,115左右,微型bbw 【妹子年龄】: 27 【颜值相似】:去掉美颜,中高颜,网红气质 【凶器罩杯】:c+ 【环境卫生】:代哥开的房间较小,建议换一个 【服务内容】:三件套,大蟒蛇,69,乳交,做 【机车行为】:无 【优点缺点】:硬件在线,小网红颜,大胸,大屁股,服务在线,缺点情绪价值一般,如果高的话可以给到夯 【推荐程度】:8.8/10 【服务详情】:“高颜少妇bbw,打卡推荐”,今天另外一个代哥妹儿约了红没走干净,找晚上替补方案,恰好好兄弟推荐刚好有空位,和代哥沟通一翻火速到达。进门就见一网红高颜少妇,小网红气质,淑女御姐风情,身高估计有167,一身黑色纱裙抚媚动人,今天确实没踩坑,简单闲聊交水费陪洗,主动送漱口水,

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25 Jul 2026, 03:46 UTC≈2,110 viewsread 6 August 2026

8月名单计划名单 欢迎推荐观望 周周 @xzfc188 想想 微信 nnxhyao 可馨 @luyuyu723 优惠券 文芯 @wenxin188 优惠券 奶芙 @Tutu99520

22 Jul 2026, 23:57 UTC≈2,160 views3 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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补发以前的报告,第一次写的报告 【妹子花名】:#幼辞🌸 【联系老师】:@youci888 【验证留名】:海波利安 【验证时间】:5.3 【所在位置】:府青路 【修车水费】:11pp(报告减1) 【是否代聊】:自聊 【身高身材】:165左右,身材不错 【妹子年龄】: 二十一二 【湿度紧度】: 湿,紧 【颜值相似】:人照9分 【凶器罩杯】:d左右,水滴型 【环境卫生】:开放公寓 【服务内容】:课表写的都有,嫩妹三件套 【机车行为】:无 【优点缺点】:态度好,温柔,健谈 【性价比】:9.5分/满分10.0分 【推荐程度】:9.5分/满分10.0分 【个人发挥】:头一次约妹妹红休了,趁五一提前约课,一见面邻家妹妹,清新脱俗。妆容精致,开门很热情,说话温柔。浴室帮洗,然后轻轻舔舐老二,妹妹的口技真的错,赶快转移视线,问下可以亲吗,于是开始吃嘴,很软,口红都亲花了。我带了提前网上买的兔女郎套装,结果发现妹妹也是买的这家,耐心穿戴好,视觉简直

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22 Jul 2026, 09:51 UTC≈6,900 views6 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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【妹子花名】:冰冰 【妹子车牌】:@icey001 【验证留名】:海波利安 【验证时间】:7.22 【所在位置】: 天府三街 【修车水费】:6p-1(用了白菜减1优惠券) 【是否代聊】:自聊 【身高身材】:170+,100 【妹子年龄】: 26 【颜值相似】:去掉美颜一致 【凶器罩杯】:c+ 【环境卫生】:非常干净 【服务内容】:蛇,调情,69,做 【机车行为】:无 【优点缺点】:高挑身材,腿长,态度好 【推荐程度】:9/10 【服务详情】:“御姐标杆,腿比命长”,之前翻榜单看到过冰冰老师,作为御姐控的我默默加入名单,厚着脸皮让白菜去要了优惠券,在这个炎炎夏日,又是一路向南,准时赶到教室头课。进门看见冰冰老师,几乎跟照片一致,真170+,好高,坐下来休息聊天,房间非常干净整洁,是温柔的御姐类型,然后去浴室冲洗,冰冰老师有轻微洁癖,每个地方都洗的干净仔细。换上我拿的💜色丝袜,结果腿太长了😬,丝袜有点短,但是真挺御,张嘴小🐍,舌

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19 Jul 2026, 23:37 UTC≈10,800 views3 reactionsread 6 August 2026
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【妹子花名】:凸凸 【妹子车牌】:@tutubabybb 【验证留名】:海波利安 @haibo78 【验证时间】:7.19 【所在位置】: 骨科医院 【修车水费】:6p(超值) 【是否代聊】:自聊 【身高身材】:165,梨形身材,数值爆表 【妹子年龄】: 22 【颜值相似】:中高颜,甜甜日系辣妹御姐 【凶器罩杯】:c+ 【环境卫生】:干净 【服务内容】:大蟒蛇,吹,69,做 【机车行为】:无 【优点缺点】:身材爆炸,态度好,敏感,软硬件极佳。缺点,需要提前蹲课,要有耐心,最近凸凸是劳模,只要蹲能蹲到 【推荐程度】:10/10 【服务详情】:“日系甜甜涩谷辣妹,身材数值爆表top1” 历经了水与被水的两个月,终于再这个炎炎的夏日的夜晚补上了这一课,依旧时间管理大师,精确到分钟进入教室,躲在门后的是化妆妖艳精致的日本艺姬,御姐感十足,原来在看鬼灭之刃,跟弥豆子有点相似呢,长睫毛大眼睛,还点了3颗泪痣,好看的,聊了几句缓解初次见面

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Showing the 11 most recent of 11 posts we hold for @haibo1618. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 202,315 of 1,478,351entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republishes

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Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 14 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“海波の家(御姐之家)” (@haibo1618), 1,369 subscribers as measured 14 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/haibo1618.

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