یبار بابام بهم گفت چند سالته گفتم 18 گفت خاک تو سرت من همسن تو بودم 24 سالم بود :// فلسفه سن کلا زیر سوال رفت 😐😂 @haibekhandh

Channel
جک،خنده،دار،داغ،خفن،فیسبوکی،جدید،جوک،تلگرامی،فیلم،سانسور،سکسیکه،فیلترشکن,جک،فان،جالب،طنز،روز،فان،سرگرمی،جالب،باحال،کلیپ،گیف،عکس
@haibekhand
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Posts · Handles named that no longer answer · Cite this entry
1,009subscribers
+15 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001410378169 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @haibekhand |
| Created | Between 1 April 2019 and 30 November 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 10 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 12 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 10 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/haibekhand |
Topic
Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 19 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 100% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 10 Oct 2026, 19:57 | 1,009 | +4 |
| 4 Oct 2026, 18:58 | 1,005 | +1 |
| 25 Sept 2026, 09:37 | 1,004 | -1 |
| 16 Sept 2026, 14:18 | 1,005 | -6 |
| 12 Sept 2026, 09:36 | 1,011 | +3 |
| 8 Sept 2026, 14:36 | 1,008 | +15 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 00:34 | 993 | +6 |
| 22 Aug 2026, 13:17 | 987 | -4 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 03:07 | 991 | -1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 15:11 | 992 | -2 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 23:46 | 994 | no change |
| 6 Aug 2026, 23:35 | 994 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 2 January 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 4 January 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Recent posts
حیف نون رفت ماشینشو بیمه کرد کارمند بيمه: امیدوارم هیچ وقت از این بیمه استفاده نکنی. حیف نون گفت : انشاالله تو هم از پولش خیر نبینی 😐😂😂 @haibekhandh
يكی از تفریحات مامانم اینه تو غذا چیزی که دوست ندارم بریزه بعد که غذا رو خوردم بگه اصن متوجه شدیی فلان چیز تو غذا بود؟ @haibekhandh
تو مترو یه مَرده رو دیدیم ناراحت یه گوشه نشسته با رفیقم تصمیم گرفتیم یخورده مسخره بازی دربیاریم شاد بشه از مترو پیاده شدنی یه تیکه کاغذ داد بهمون بازش کردیم دیدیم توش آدرس سیرک پارک ارم رو نوشته😐😂 @haibekhandh
دیشب واسم خواستگار اومد مادر داماد گفت : عروس خانم به غیر از آرایش کردن کار دیگه ای هم بلده؟؟؟ 😳 مامانمم گفت: شستشو... دخترم میتونه در عرض ۱۰ ثانیه کل خانوادتونو بشوره بذاره کنار 😂😂 @haibekhandh
باجناق بابام يه ويلا داره تو زعفرانيه دوتا شركت تو دبی و سه تا ماشين لوكس اونوقت بابام جلوش خربزه قاچ كرده ميگه هروقت تونستی يه همچين خربزه ای بخری بيا با من صحبت كن @haibekhandh
یبار بابام بهم گفت چند سالته گفتم 18 گفت خاک تو سرت من همسن تو بودم 24 سالم بود :// فلسفه سن کلا زیر سوال رفت 😐😂 @haibekhandh
از دردسرهای خانواده پر جمعیت اینو بگم: یه بار رفتیممهمونی خونه داییم موقع برگشت وسط راه بابام شمردمون دید یکیمون کمه، گفت اشکال نداره فردا میرم میارمش. رسیدیم خونه دیدیم جلو تلویزیون خوابه جاش گذاشته بودیم😂 @haibekhandh
وقتی تو یه روز دو سه تا امتحان داری 😂 @haibekhandh
نحوه صحیح فهمیدن ساعت 😂 @haibekhandh
کیا اینکارو کردن 😁🤣 @haibekhandh
پیرمرده دم عابر کارتشو داده به من گفت موجودی بگیر برام براش گرفتم ، گفتم ۵ هزار تومنه پدر جان گفت خاک بر اون سرت کنن با این موجودی گرفتنت و رفت :|😐😂 @haibekhandh
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @haibekhand. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Handles this channel named that no longer answer
- Dead references
- 1
- handles named in this channel’s posts, vacant today
- Evidenced gone
- 0
- we ourselves saw one of these resolve, at some point
- Never seen alive
- 1
- vacant every time we have ever looked
@haibekhand named 1 handle that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all. A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
Never seen alive
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
named in 19 posts, 8 August 2026 – 8 August 2026
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“جک،خنده،دار،داغ،خفن،فیسبوکی،جدید،جوک،تلگرامی،فیلم،سانسور،سکسیکه،فیلترشکن,جک،فان،جالب،طنز،روز،فان،سرگرمی،جالب،باحال،کلیپ،گیف،عکس” (@haibekhand), 1,009 subscribers as measured 10 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/haibekhand.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.