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Диванный десант

@divanniydesant

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57,718subscribers

-70 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 31,623–100,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001627894308
TypeChannel
Username@divanniydesant
DescriptionНовости и комментарии от диванного эксперта 🤓
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 8 November 2022— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live15 August 2026
Measurements held9
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 15 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/divanniydesant

Growth

57,71857,78857,7537 August 2026 — 57,788 subscribers8 August 2026 — 57,778 subscribers9 August 2026 — 57,767 subscribers10 August 2026 — 57,760 subscribers11 August 2026 — 57,758 subscribers12 August 2026 — 57,743 subscribers13 August 2026 — 57,737 subscribers14 August 2026 — 57,726 subscribers15 August 2026 — 57,718 subscribers7 August 202615 August 2026
9 measurements spanning 9 days, net -70. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 57,708–57,799 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
15 Aug 2026, 20:2857,718-8
14 Aug 2026, 13:1457,726-11
13 Aug 2026, 03:1557,737-6
12 Aug 2026, 01:2257,743-15
11 Aug 2026, 02:5857,758-2
10 Aug 2026, 04:1157,760-7
9 Aug 2026, 04:1157,767-11
8 Aug 2026, 00:2357,778-10
7 Aug 2026, 05:0057,788first reading

Engagement

19 posts held, back to 8 November 2022the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 23 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 3 March 2023. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Photos
141
Videos
25
Links
12

Lifetime counters from Telegram’s own channel header, read 16 August 2026 — not the date at the top of this page, which is when the subscriber count was last read. Below Telegram’s rounding threshold, so these counts are exact.

Video runtime
3m 29s
Average length
52s

Measured directly from 4 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

42,315 reactions across 19 posts, in 42 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 20.9% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
8,86120.9%
🔥8,45120.0%
👍7,96418.8%
🤣4,0909.67%
🎉3,4228.09%
🤯2,7296.45%
😁1,6984.01%
🥰1,3393.16%
🍾6071.43%
💩5851.38%
🤡3330.787%
😱3130.74%
🕊2840.671%
🤔2360.558%
👏1970.466%
😍1850.437%
❤‍🔥1640.388%
🥴1540.364%
🤪1160.274%
👎790.187%
22 further kinds5081.20%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 19 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 42,315reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 8 November 2022 to 3 March 2023, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

3 Mar 2023, 14:08 UTC≈228,000 views5,071 reactionsread 16 August 2026
Video

Подарок детей на день рождение

🔥3,990👍413🤣229189❤‍🔥66🤯39🥰38😁36

1 Mar 2023, 12:18 UTC≈219,000 views1,632 reactionsread 16 August 2026

Всех с первым днём весны🫶🏼

👍730417🕊265🎉77🥰53😍28🔥17🦄17

23 Feb 2023, 18:10 UTC≈200,000 views4,019 reactionsread 16 August 2026

С днём рождения меня. Кто в инст не смог поздравить, можете тут

🎉3,070🍾485172👍97🤣49🔥45🖕30😁27

3 Feb 2023, 15:06 UTC≈253,000 views3,880 reactionsread 16 August 2026

Основано на реальных событиях Новости из-за океана. Как все вы знаете у нас младший брат в сша учится, ещё в 20-м году уехал. Так вот в универе ему обещали работу. И что вы думаете в итоге?🤷🏻‍♂️ На работу не берут и не из-за того, что он русский, по национальному признаку нет к нему вопросов и там вообще вся эта тема не обсуждается А тупо из-за того, что он не лгбт😂, не транс, ну и не «загорелый» так сказать😂,

🤯2,570🤣507🤡195💩184👍163😱12635🤔30

31 Jan 2023, 07:41 UTC≈149,000 views2,083 reactionsread 16 August 2026

Как вам 2023-й и как настроение?

🔥844💩362👍255🤔199🥴149🤪116👎5943

31 Jan 2023, 07:39 UTC≈137,000 views650 reactionsread 16 August 2026
Video message

Video message, posted without a caption

363👍170❤‍🔥40🔥2821👎12👏6🤣5

9 Jan 2023, 22:26 UTC≈174,000 views1,346 reactionsread 16 August 2026
Video

А это марлин, но их надо отпускать🤷🏻‍♂️

697👍353🔥156👀55😱41🤯13💩12🆒9

9 Jan 2023, 22:19 UTC≈112,000 views1,795 reactionsread 16 August 2026
Photo

Вот это норм улов был

🔥1,380👍24490🤯58👏8🐳7💩4🥰4

31 Dec 2022, 14:36 UTC≈129,000 views1,684 reactionsread 16 August 2026

А еще мне кажется, что всем похуй на чужие итоги года😂, поэтому у меня их не будет, просто знайте, что всё охуенно

👍1,180181😁126🔥79👏58🤣30🤡1211

31 Dec 2022, 14:36 UTC≈110,000 views1,028 reactionsread 16 August 2026

Всех с наступающим Новым Годом. Всем счастья и здоровья🥳

🔥591🎉19995🍾78👍45🍓14💩4🎄2

5 Dec 2022, 11:45 UTC≈148,000 views2,948 reactionsread 16 August 2026

Для тех кто перестал сидеть в инсте. Мы живы, здоровы, всё хорошо. Глобально нового ничего не произошло. Только жена дом украсила и нас теперь из космоса видно

👍1,380🤣1,180😁147112🥰48🍾44🔥28👎5

5 Dec 2022, 11:44 UTC≈131,000 views784 reactionsread 16 August 2026

Все спрашивают про шелковую пижаму, но её судьба не задалась, одна стирка и помойка. Попользовался и бросил

😁532😱144👍4430😢30💩4

Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @divanniydesant. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 1,112,261 of 1,481,217entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Диванный десант” (@divanniydesant), 57,718 subscribers as measured 15 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/divanniydesant.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.