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@coin_confessions
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
4,543subscribers
+759 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001929664705 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @coin_confessions |
| Created | Between 1 April 2023 and 31 October 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 11 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 18 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 11 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/coin_confessions |
Crypto & trading — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 13 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 65% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
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| 11 Oct 2026, 08:00 | 4,543 | +67 |
| 5 Oct 2026, 11:20 | 4,476 | +170 |
| 27 Sept 2026, 18:56 | 4,306 | +90 |
| 18 Sept 2026, 08:00 | 4,216 | +52 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 07:40 | 4,164 | +53 |
| 10 Sept 2026, 15:39 | 4,111 | +48 |
| 5 Sept 2026, 08:58 | 4,063 | +56 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 08:44 | 4,007 | +15 |
| 29 Aug 2026, 13:14 | 3,992 | +19 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 08:34 | 3,973 | +31 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 15:18 | 3,942 | +59 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 10:25 | 3,883 | +43 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 12:16 | 3,840 | +13 |
| 14 Aug 2026, 05:46 | 3,827 | +16 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 16:18 | 3,811 | +26 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 22:35 | 3,785 | +1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 17:47 | 3,784 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 17:33 | 3,784 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 19 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 3 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 7 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
21 reactions across 20 posts, in 6 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 33.3% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👍 | 7 | 33.3% | |
| 🥰 | 4 | 19.0% | |
| ❤ | 3 | 14.3% | |
| 🔥 | 3 | 14.3% | |
| 🎉 | 2 | 9.52% | |
| 🤩 | 2 | 9.52% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 21 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 19 July 2026 to 7 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
I'm hopelessly down. Share Confession 🗣️
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Spent the last 5 years following crypto on Twitter daily. What a waste of time and energy. I have made maybe $20k and it has not been worth it. Share Confession 🗣️
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Had about $150,000 in 2021 but invested into a load of shitcoins at the top. Chopping and changing until now where I have about $30,000. Would have had over $300,000 if I’d just kept it all in BTC. Just an another idiot like countless others. Share Confession 🗣️
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I found a private key for 50,000 Dogecoin in an old Gmail draft from 2014. At the 2021 peak, I could have bought a house. I finally found it today. It's still worth a decent amount, but nowhere near the life-changing money it was. I feel like I'm mourning a future that existed for a split second and I just missed the train. Share Confession 🗣️
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Invested the last 4k to my name last year and turned it to 15k in 8 months. Started leverage strading and made 85k within two weeks, and then lost everything in a single day. Share Confession 🗣️
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I would give all my bull run gains back if it meant I could go back in time and ask her out. Share Confession 🗣️
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Made 6 figs in the 2021 Bull run, lost it all, promised myself i wont make the same mistake again. This run I locked in, and managed to get to 600k at ATH, roundtripped it and lost it all again. Share Confession 🗣️
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Almost a decade ago I took advantage of a kid and scammed him out of a Karambit Scorched (CS Skin), I remembered that recently, found the tx in my steam trading history, connected with him and sent him some eth. Share Confession 🗣️
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I don't know how to tell my family/friends I made a million dollars on meme coins so I act like I'm still broke. Share Confession 🗣️
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I found an old laptop with a Dogecoin wallet from 2014. I synced the chain for three days, heart pounding. It finished today. Balance: 0 DOGE. I forgot I sent them all to Cryptsy, an exchange that collapsed in 2016. I felt the loss twice: once when it happened, and again today when I remembered it. Share Confession 🗣️
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Invested my life savings into TIA and can no longer provide for my family of 6. I am in agony. Share Confession 🗣️
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Made a couple of $ through airdrops, started trading memecoins since last year and haven't even made $20 profit yet, I'm tired, devastated and jobless. I still got a couple of $ to trade, I'd appreciate some trading filters, community or insider information Share Confession 🗣️
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @coin_confessions. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 11 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Coin Confessions Underground” (@coin_confessions), 4,543 subscribers as measured 11 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/coin_confessions.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.