Channel
@buymebentley
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
1,812subscribers
-65 since we began measuring on 8 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1001979686818 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @buymebentley |
| Created | Between 1 April 2023 and 31 October 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 September 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 12 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 18 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 12 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/buymebentley |
Personal blog — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 16 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 93% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 12 Oct 2026, 19:37 | 1,812 | -7 |
| 6 Oct 2026, 09:18 | 1,819 | -10 |
| 29 Sept 2026, 06:18 | 1,829 | -10 |
| 19 Sept 2026, 06:18 | 1,839 | -15 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 18:17 | 1,854 | +2 |
| 11 Sept 2026, 14:55 | 1,852 | -13 |
| 7 Sept 2026, 03:22 | 1,865 | no change |
| 6 Sept 2026, 14:16 | 1,865 | -4 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 20:46 | 1,869 | -8 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 04:04 | 1,877 | -16 |
| 26 Aug 2026, 18:11 | 1,893 | -20 |
| 23 Aug 2026, 15:46 | 1,913 | +4 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 05:12 | 1,909 | +4 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 20:56 | 1,905 | -1 |
| 13 Aug 2026, 17:46 | 1,906 | +26 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 18:35 | 1,880 | +4 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 05:16 | 1,876 | -1 |
| 8 Aug 2026, 03:15 | 1,877 | first reading |
11 posts held, back to 27 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 11 posts for this entry, the most recent from 6 September 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
547 reactions across 9 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 41.1% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| custom 5352539564563004054 | 225 | 41.1% | |
| custom 5425133943613588119 | 149 | 27.2% | |
| custom 5447228883176804019 | 126 | 23.0% | |
| custom 5294404837159497728 | 47 | 8.59% |
Custom emoji. Every row above is a Telegram custom emoji, which the public preview renders as an element carrying only a numeric id — no character, and no image we can reach. The id is printed as-is rather than substituted with a look-alike glyph, because a stand-in would be our invention showing where a measurement should be. The counts beside them are Telegram’s.
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 10 of the 11 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 547 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 11 most recent posts we hold, published 27 August 2026 to 6 September 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Я просто не знаю что вам постить, я не загоняюсь, я не влюблена, у меня не едет крыша, я перестала шутить про темщиков, я больше не творю хуйню и живу спокойной адекватной жизнью
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Почему это выглядит будто я манипулирую
Короче я снесу канал завтра наверное
Если сегодня я услышу эту конченную песню «3 сентябряяяя», то я лично этим перевернутым календарем отвешу кому-нибудь по голове
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Меня очень умиляет всеобщее хуевое состояние и нежелание жить в первые дни сентября
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На самом деле вообще будто бы пофиг, будем загадочно ходить в пальто и на каблуках по патриках, с которых наконец то уйдут на зимовку эскортницы, сидеть в ресторанчике и пытаться романтизировать желтые листья на деревьях за окном
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Первый раз я была на концерте Басты в 7 лет вместе с папой. Тогда мы почти не знали текстов и ждали только «Сансару» в конце…) Потом Баста стал частью наших семейных традиций. Папа учил меня вслушиваться в «Сансару» (которая стала нашей семейной песней), на всех праздниках говорил, что «Наши дети будут лучше, чем мы», а в детстве вёз меня в школу под «Папа What’s Up». И вот спустя столько лет я снова на его концерте.…
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теория бесконечного делитинга постов баймибентли
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Это грин флаг, рэд флаг, тарелочница, альфонс, запаска. Блин, когда мы разучились просто искренне ненавидеть друг друга полжизни, чтобы потом в рандомный момент помириться и пожениться?
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Легкая одежда и легкая надежда закончились вместе с хорошей погодой. Дальше только тяжелая меланхолия и легкие куртки, которые почему-то нихуя не спасают.
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Showing the 11 most recent of 11 posts we hold for @buymebentley. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
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Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.
Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“buy me bentley 👸🏼♥️” (@buymebentley), 1,812 subscribers as measured 12 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/buymebentley.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.