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Assim Disse o João

@assimdisseojoao

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2,567subscribers

+16 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001725384298
TypeChannel
Username@assimdisseojoao
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 30 April 2023 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live15 September 2026
Measurements held14
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 15 September 2026
On Telegramt.me/assimdisseojoao

Topic

Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 15 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 41% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

2,5512,5792,5657 August 2026 — 2,551 subscribers7 August 2026 — 2,552 subscribers10 August 2026 — 2,551 subscribers12 August 2026 — 2,553 subscribers16 August 2026 — 2,559 subscribers19 August 2026 — 2,557 subscribers22 August 2026 — 2,562 subscribers25 August 2026 — 2,565 subscribers27 August 2026 — 2,571 subscribers31 August 2026 — 2,575 subscribers2 September 2026 — 2,574 subscribers7 September 2026 — 2,579 subscribers11 September 2026 — 2,562 subscribers15 September 2026 — 2,567 subscribers2,5677 August 202615 September 2026
14 measurements spanning 39 days, net +16. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 2,547–2,583 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
15 Sept 2026, 17:182,567+5
11 Sept 2026, 14:402,562-17
7 Sept 2026, 02:582,579+5
2 Sept 2026, 20:262,574-1
31 Aug 2026, 05:042,575+4
27 Aug 2026, 23:172,571+6
25 Aug 2026, 05:452,565+3
22 Aug 2026, 14:032,562+5
19 Aug 2026, 11:152,557-2
16 Aug 2026, 07:452,559+6
12 Aug 2026, 18:252,553+2
10 Aug 2026, 04:122,551-1
7 Aug 2026, 09:202,552+1
7 Aug 2026, 06:172,551first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 3 July 2026the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 1 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

36 reactions across 14 posts, in 4 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 80.6% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
2980.6%
🤣38.33%
👍25.56%
😁25.56%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 14 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 36 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 3 July 2026 to 1 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

1 Aug 2026, 22:08 UTC184 views4 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Jovens Começando nosso projeto de RPG com os meninos do 3 elementos e dona Lorelay Fox Cola que vai ser demais!!!! https://youtube.com/live/WVOS3XBh7C4

4

31 Jul 2026, 12:09 UTC208 viewsread 7 August 2026

jovens uma aula sobre o quanto o army do BTS é maravilhoso e do nosso campo e sobre o quanto a Pietra é assustadoramente homofobica e paia ajuda o tio a vencer o algoritmo https://youtu.be/ZunUFgkzbW4

29 Jul 2026, 18:28 UTC255 views1 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Jovens Vale a pena ser pesquisador no brasil (nem fudeno) Vamos responder essa pergunta na live de hoje (nem ferrando) https://youtube.com/live/-uCUxmcoDWA?feature=share Começando agorinha mesmo

😁1

28 Jul 2026, 20:47 UTC243 viewsread 7 August 2026

Jovens Tio como Conselheiro Editorial do AND tá aqui pra divulgar a vaquinha do Jornal Quem puder ajudar Saudações, companheiro! Segue aqui a vakinha que criamos acerca da reconstrução de nosso estúdio. Desde já agradecemos todo o apoio do companheiro na divulgação da campanha de arrecadação. Em breve sairá também uma matéria no portal sobre! https://www.instagram.com/p/DbWXYtvliBm/ https://www.vakinha.com.br/va

28 Jul 2026, 18:33 UTC227 views1 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Olar Jovens Começando agora nossa live da polêmica entre BERTOLAZZI, A MEDIEVAL E O INCRÍVEL "ARMY" DO BTS Cola com a gente que vai ser AQUELE JIMO PSICODÉLICO https://youtube.com/live/QpAWBX0H6-w?feature=share

1

28 Jul 2026, 00:23 UTC221 viewsread 7 August 2026

https://youtu.be/LPPXq_-u33Q?si=T6VfXTRUNGCrYVKd Saiu corte novo do tio no canal, da aquela conferida!!!!

27 Jul 2026, 14:08 UTC200 viewsread 7 August 2026

https://youtube.com/live/pnpfEGVVyNc?feature=share Jovens Live AGORA com o GUHAN LAOSHI para falarmos sobre o futuro da I.A e a disputa chinesa por um modelo de ia aberta Cola com a gente que você passa de ano!

26 Jul 2026, 16:22 UTC294 views2 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Meus amores tem vídeo novo do tio no ar, involve: - Alexandre Linck - Chupa Cu de Goianinha - Oviposição interespécies - Sexo com dinossauros se eu fosse você via agora!! https://youtu.be/iZD6IP7rLRY

2

25 Jul 2026, 01:59 UTC234 views1 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Andam dizendo por aí que vocês gostam de XENOBIOLOGIA APLICADA E CHUPACU DE GOIANINHA Então os seus problemas acabaram.... https://youtube.com/shorts/vKrY_DnbTUQ?feature=share

🤣1

25 Jul 2026, 00:23 UTC244 views1 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Agora às 21:30 tem estreia da ENTREVISTA DO TIO ao Farol Brasil de Jones Manoel Falamos de nossa viagem a Cuba, das ELEIÇÕES BRASILEIRAS e da Política Imperialista de Trump para a América Latina Deixa seu comentário lá https://youtu.be/2-2CJ3Fpjsk

1

23 Jul 2026, 18:21 UTC240 views3 reactionsread 7 August 2026

Jovens Agora as 15:45 tem live do tio com a Tupá Guerra e a Pauline Kisner Tudo que você sempre quis saber sobre Antiga, Idade Média, Demônios e vestimentas em um único lugar Cola com a gente!!! https://youtube.com/live/tH6a6VNRiO4?feature=share

2👍1

22 Jul 2026, 18:11 UTC238 views1 reactionsread 7 August 2026

e FINALMENTE eu vou CONTAR A VERDADE sobre o sr. QUADRINHOS NA SARJETA e seus PLANOS ERÓTICOS involvendo ALIENÍGENAS Agora às 15:30 https://youtube.com/live/kVanwWsvOzU?feature=share

👍1

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @assimdisseojoao. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Named by 2 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

Named by

Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 15 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Assim Disse o João” (@assimdisseojoao), 2,567 subscribers as measured 15 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/assimdisseojoao.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.