Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 11 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 92% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
11 measurements spanning 38 days, net -33. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 8,814–8,858 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)
Subscribers
Change
13 Sept 2026, 01:41
8,820
+1
9 Sept 2026, 12:35
8,819
-10
4 Sept 2026, 12:20
8,829
-7
31 Aug 2026, 14:36
8,836
-3
25 Aug 2026, 16:58
8,839
+5
16 Aug 2026, 14:15
8,834
-6
12 Aug 2026, 18:54
8,840
-7
9 Aug 2026, 11:52
8,847
-4
6 Aug 2026, 12:50
8,851
-2
6 Aug 2026, 03:00
8,853
no change
5 Aug 2026, 23:21
8,853
first reading
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 24 December 2022 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 30 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 29 October 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
Video runtime
18m 35s
Average length
3m 43s
Measured directly from 5 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
2,898 reactions across 18 posts, in 8 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 58.2% of them.
Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
Reaction
Count
Share
Share, drawn
👏
1,686
58.2%
👌
413
14.3%
🤩
337
11.6%
🙏
294
10.1%
🎉
126
4.35%
😁
20
0.69%
🥴
12
0.414%
👎
10
0.345%
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 18 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 2,898 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 24 December 2022 to 29 October 2024, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
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مثل همه که سالهاس با دستور کوفته ای که براشون دادم کوفته میزنن... تو هم میتونی
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روش کاملا متداول تدارکات ی کوفته تبریزی هس که اگه قدم به قدم و اندازه ها دقیق رو جلو برین محاله کوفته بد و وا رفته ای داشته باشین
#کوفته_تبریزی
مواد لازم :
گوشت ر…
تاینی کیک
موادلازم:
آرد قنادی 130 گرم
بکینگ پودر 2 گرم
شیرخشک شیرین قنادی 15 گرم
شربت بار 15 گرم
پودر قند 70 گرم
زرده تخم مرغ 40 گرم
آب جوش 60 گرم
روغن مایع 35 گرم
ماست پرچرب 25 گرم
پودر کاکائو 1 ق چ
اسانس وانیل
اسانس فندق
اسانس تافی
از هرکدام نهایتا 6 قطره
@aspazi_modern_man
زرده و پودر قند را با همزن زده تا رنگ آن روشن شود.
سپس دور همزن را کم کرده و اب جوش را کم کم اضافه کنید
با دور تند حداقل 8 دقیقه (تا15دقی…
با سیب زمینی خمیر درست کن...یک نوع کوکو سیب زمینی ترد هست...مثل بامیه سرخ کن
موادلازم؛
سیب زمینی ۵ عدد متوسط
تخم مرغ ۱ عدد
کره ۵۰ گرم یا روغن مایع ۲ ق غ
نمک ۱ و نیم ق چ
آرد ۱ لیوان
پنیر پیتزا ۱ لیوان
ب.پ ۱ ق چ
شوید یا جعفری ۴ ق غ
نکات:
🫙اگر عصاره گوشت استفاده میکنی(گالینا بلانکا ایرانی یا خارجی) ۱ عدد کامل در اینصورت نمک رو نصف ق چ بزن
🥔سیب زمینی سفید اصطلاحا کپکی بهتر نوع براس این خمیر هست چون کش نمیاد و ارد کم…
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @ashpazi_modern_man. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Handles this channel named that no longer answer
Dead references
1
handles named in this channel’s posts, vacant today
Evidenced gone
0
we ourselves saw one of these resolve, at some point
Never seen alive
1
vacant every time we have ever looked
@ashpazi_modern_man named 1 handle that resolve to nothing today. That is a fact about the reference, not necessarily a fact about the handle’s history — see the two groups below.
Most of these may never have existed as a live channel at all. A handle a channel names can be a typo, an aspirational name nobody registered, or a channel that was already gone before this one ever mentioned it. Unless a row below is marked evidenced, all we know is that it references a handle that is not a live channel today — not that anything “died”. How this is measured.
Never seen alive
References a handle that is not a live channel — we have no record it ever was one.
@aspazi_modern_man named in 7 posts, 8 August 2026 – 21 August 2026
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 13 September 2026 — this
entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“🌸🍃آشپزی مدرن من🍃🌸” (@ashpazi_modern_man), 8,820 subscribers as measured 13 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/ashpazi_modern_man.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.