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Анекдоты

@anekdotaa

On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Telegram's recommendations · Cite this entry

1,506subscribers

-20 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001349713492
TypeChannel
Username@anekdotaa
CreatedBetween 1 March 2018 and 31 August 2021 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded6 August 2026
Last confirmed live12 October 2026
Measurements held11
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 12 October 2026
On Telegramt.me/anekdotaa

Topic

Memes & entertainment — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 17 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 85% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.

Growth

1,5061,5261,5166 August 2026 — 1,526 subscribers6 August 2026 — 1,526 subscribers12 August 2026 — 1,522 subscribers22 August 2026 — 1,520 subscribers26 August 2026 — 1,519 subscribers1 September 2026 — 1,516 subscribers4 September 2026 — 1,515 subscribers10 September 2026 — 1,514 subscribers28 September 2026 — 1,512 subscribers5 October 2026 — 1,509 subscribers12 October 2026 — 1,506 subscribers6 August 202612 October 2026
11 measurements spanning 67 days, net -20. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,503–1,529 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
12 Oct 2026, 02:211,506-3
5 Oct 2026, 15:591,509-3
28 Sept 2026, 01:391,512-2
10 Sept 2026, 06:181,514-1
4 Sept 2026, 14:161,515-1
1 Sept 2026, 00:361,516-3
26 Aug 2026, 02:331,519-1
22 Aug 2026, 21:281,520-2
12 Aug 2026, 19:331,522-4
6 Aug 2026, 13:221,526no change
6 Aug 2026, 12:191,526first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 29 July 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 1 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

1 reaction across 1 post, in 1 kind.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁1100.0%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 1 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 29 July 2026 to 1 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

1 Aug 2026, 14:15 UTC66 viewsread 7 August 2026

Вопрос, который меня беспокоит: является ли беременность порноактрисы травмой на производстве? 🤨 |

1 Aug 2026, 13:38 UTC68 viewsread 7 August 2026

Звонок в дверь: — Сосед, в групповом сексе участвовать будете? — А кто еще намечается? — Я, вы и ваша жена. — Ну нет, так я не хочу. — Ладно, тогда вас вычеркиваем… 🤨 |

1 Aug 2026, 12:08 UTC74 viewsread 7 August 2026

Разговор женских половых губ между собой: — Знаешь, сестра, мы ведь всегда держались вместе, пока этот хуй не встал между нами! 🤨 |

1 Aug 2026, 09:14 UTC76 viewsread 7 August 2026

— Доктор! Позавчера прихожу домой, а у жены любовник. Она мне говорит: «Милый! Мы еще не закончили. Пойди на кухню и выпей чашечку кофе». Вчера то же самое, только сказала, чтобы я выпил две чашечки кофе. Сегодня — три. Доктор! Я хочу спросить — не вредно ли мне так много кофе пить? 🤨 |

1 Aug 2026, 08:08 UTC132 viewsread 7 August 2026

Порнозвезда приносит шефу заявление об увольнении "по собственному желанию". - Что случилось? - Заебали! 🤨 |

31 Jul 2026, 16:08 UTC71 viewsread 7 August 2026

Звонок в отделение неотложной помоши: — Помогите! Мой сын наелся муравьев! — Ну, ничего страшного, он их переварит. Дайте ему стакан молока. — Да? А я ему отравы для муравьев дала. — ВЫЕЗЖАЕМ!! 🤨 |

31 Jul 2026, 13:38 UTC69 viewsread 7 August 2026

Регистратура: — Ваша фамилия? — И-и-иванов. — Заика, что ли? — Нет, заикой был мой отец, а вот паспортист — гнидой. 🤨 |

31 Jul 2026, 12:08 UTC70 viewsread 7 August 2026

Приходит девушка в секс шоп: — Здравствуйте, а у вас члены резиновые есть? — Есть — А цветов на выбор много? — Много — А вибрирующие есть? — Есть — А какого размера есть? — А вам какой нужен? — Ну мне нужен такой, чтобы им можно было отодрать как следует, чтобы прям оттрахать так оттрахать! Продавец все понял, отходит в подсобку, приносит здоровенный фалос Девушка: — А какая дата изготовления? — 19 декабря 2021 года.…

31 Jul 2026, 09:38 UTC69 viewsread 7 August 2026

В школе учительница спрашивает у ребят: – Дети, какие вы яйца видели? Ну, дети отвечают: – Белые – у кур. – Пестренькие – у кукушки. – Какие еще? – спрашивает учительница. – Фиолетовые, – предлагает Вовочка. – Где ты такие видел? – У деда калиткой прищемило. 🤨 |

31 Jul 2026, 09:16 UTC69 viewsread 7 August 2026

Девушка обращается к своему парню: — Дорогой, мы с тобой расстаемся!!! — Что, опять тараканы в твоей голове проголосовали против меня?.. 🤨 |

30 Jul 2026, 16:08 UTC69 viewsread 7 August 2026

Встречаются два еврея, которые давно не виделись. — Привет Абрам, как давно я тебя не видел! — Привет Мойша, очень рад тебя снова видеть. Давай зайдем в бар? — А кто угощает? — Ну… Давай так, вон, видишь, фонтан? Каждый из нас опускает голову под воду. Кто первый вынет голову из воды, тот и угощает. — Давай. … На следующий день в газетах появилось сообщение: — Вчера в фонтане на Центральной площади утонули два еврея.…

30 Jul 2026, 13:38 UTC67 viewsread 7 August 2026

Нашёл ковбой маленького крокодильчика и оставил у себя жить. Прошло три года. Приходит ковбой домой, а в супружеской спальне на кровати лежит крокодил. - Привет, зелёный, а жена где? - Погоди, не горячись, а выслушай. Захожу я, значит, в дом и слышу звуки странные, вроде как сексом кто-то занимается. Но я-то знаю, что ты на охоте. Открываю дверь в спальню, а твоя жена с твоим лучшим другом Джоном… ну, в общем… - Поня…

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @anekdotaa. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Mentions

Named by 5 registered channels — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.

A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.

Appears in Telegram’s recommendations for other channels

The reverse of the list above, and a different kind of signal. This does not require this channel to have ever been asked about directly — each row below is a channel we DID ask Telegram about, whose Telegram-generated list happened to include this one. A channel can appear here with an empty list above it, because being named by someone else’s query is independent of having been queried itself.

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Telegram ranks this channel #49 of 52 here — alongside 51 others — read 2 October 2026

This channel appears in 1 seed channel's Telegram-generated recommendation list in total. Each is Telegram’s list for THAT channel, not this one — see how this is measured.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 12 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Анекдоты” (@anekdotaa), 1,506 subscribers as measured 12 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/anekdotaa.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.