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Реальная новость?

@absurd_vs_reality

On this record: Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Polls · Cite this entry

1,066subscribers

+2 since we began measuring on 6 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001125334724
TypeChannel
Username@absurd_vs_reality
Created20 September 2020measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel)
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live26 August 2026
Measurements held5
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 26 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/absurd_vs_reality

Growth

1,0621,0671,064.56 August 2026 — 1,064 subscribers7 August 2026 — 1,064 subscribers14 August 2026 — 1,062 subscribers20 August 2026 — 1,067 subscribers26 August 2026 — 1,066 subscribers1,0666 August 202626 August 2026
5 measurements spanning 20 days, net +2. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 1,061–1,068 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
26 Aug 2026, 22:071,066-1
20 Aug 2026, 08:121,067+5
14 Aug 2026, 00:581,062-2
7 Aug 2026, 00:011,064no change
6 Aug 2026, 23:531,064first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 25 November 2025the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 pageof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 22 July 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

Reaction mix

480 reactions across 20 posts, in 17 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 43.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
😁20743.1%
🤯5711.9%
🍌5411.3%
💊428.75%
😢428.75%
🤩316.46%
61.25%
🎉61.25%
👎61.25%
🤬61.25%
🌭51.04%
👏40.833%
🔥30.625%
😱30.625%
🤔30.625%
🤮30.625%
🎄20.417%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 480reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 25 November 2025 to 22 July 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

22 Jul 2026, 15:32 UTC678 views24 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Poll

«Если бы наши граждане были против каких-то запретов, они выражали бы свое мнение через избранных депутатов. Сейчас мы этого не наблюдаем» — Володин

  1. Да91%
  2. Нет9%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

😁17🤯7

17 Jul 2026, 20:42 UTC≈1,120 views33 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Poll

Мессенджер MAX удалили из RuStore

  1. Да43%
  2. Нет57%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

😁20😢7🎉2🔥2🤯2

3 Jul 2026, 10:21 UTC≈1,430 views4 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Poll

В российском регионе выедут продажу бензина по QR-кодам

  1. Да85%
  2. Нет15%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

👎3👏1

15 Jun 2026, 21:36 UTC≈1,880 views20 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Poll

Путин отказался верить в обман "еврейского лобби", что продлило графики СВО: «Я уточнял у специалистов, мудрых людей, если у нас тут в кремле какое-то "лобби". Нет, говорят нету никакого "лобби"»

  1. Да55%
  2. Нет45%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

🤯13🌭4🍌3

15 Jun 2026, 21:35 UTC≈1,680 views25 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Poll

Лукашенко объяснил затягивание конфликта на Украине тем, что Путина обманули. Среди тех, кто обманул российского президента, он назвал Ватикан и еврейское лобби

  1. Да88%
  2. Нет12%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

😁17🤯6🤔2

10 Jun 2026, 14:20 UTC≈1,620 views21 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Poll

Дмитриев призвал инопланетян убедить Стармера уйти в отставку

  1. Да69%
  2. Нет31%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

💊14😁7

5 Jun 2026, 19:30 UTC≈1,830 views24 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Poll

Александра Дугина выдвинули на Нобелевскую премию по философии

  1. Да45%
  2. Нет55%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

😁14🤯6😢2💊1🤮1

18 May 2026, 21:16 UTC≈2,090 views16 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Poll

В Екатеринбурге на три дня ограничат продажу спиртного из-за библиотечного конгресса

  1. Да75%
  2. Нет25%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

😁13🤩3

9 May 2026, 17:46 UTC≈2,460 views26 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Poll

В Петербурге на акции "Бессмертный полк" пронесли портрет Пригожина

  1. Да90%
  2. Нет10%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

🤩17💊71🤔1

19 Apr 2026, 12:23 UTC≈2,690 views33 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Poll

Виктория Боня опубликовала ИИ-ролик, в котором она в образе Человека-паука одолела Соловьева, Милонова и Лебедева

  1. Да69%
  2. Нет31%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

😁25💊7🌭1

7 Apr 2026, 10:48 UTC≈2,490 views25 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Poll

Орбан предложил Путину стать его мышью, которая помогает льву

  1. Да67%
  2. Нет33%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

😁203🤬2

13 Mar 2026, 16:51 UTC≈2,470 views18 reactionsread 7 August 2026
Poll

В Москве могут установить таксофоны, чтобы справиться с отключениями интернета

  1. Да82%
  2. Нет18%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

😁12🤯6

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @absurd_vs_reality. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Polls

The 6 most recent of 20 polls we hold for this entry, as Telegram rendered them when we read the post. A poll’s figures keep moving after that, so each one is dated.

22 Jul 2026, 15:32 UTCAnonymous Quiz494 voters

«Если бы наши граждане были против каких-то запретов, они выражали бы свое мнение через избранных депутатов. Сейчас мы этого не наблюдаем» — Володин

  1. Да91%
  2. Нет9%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

17 Jul 2026, 20:42 UTCAnonymous Quiz605 voters

Мессенджер MAX удалили из RuStore

  1. Да43%
  2. Нет57%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

3 Jul 2026, 10:21 UTCAnonymous Quiz559 voters

В российском регионе выедут продажу бензина по QR-кодам

  1. Да85%
  2. Нет15%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

15 Jun 2026, 21:36 UTCAnonymous Quiz656 voters

Путин отказался верить в обман "еврейского лобби", что продлило графики СВО: «Я уточнял у специалистов, мудрых людей, если у нас тут в кремле какое-то "лобби". Нет, говорят нету никакого "лобби"»

  1. Да55%
  2. Нет45%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

15 Jun 2026, 21:35 UTCAnonymous Quiz669 voters

Лукашенко объяснил затягивание конфликта на Украине тем, что Путина обманули. Среди тех, кто обманул российского президента, он назвал Ватикан и еврейское лобби

  1. Да88%
  2. Нет12%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

10 Jun 2026, 14:20 UTCAnonymous Quiz569 voters

Дмитриев призвал инопланетян убедить Стармера уйти в отставку

  1. Да69%
  2. Нет31%

Shares as published. No per-option vote count is published by Telegram, so none is shown.

Percentages only — there are no per-option vote counts here, because Telegram publishes none.The public post preview gives each option’s share and a single voter total, and nothing else. Multiplying one by the other would produce a per-option tally that looks measured and is not: the shares are rounded to whole numbers before we ever see them. We print what was published and leave the column that does not exist empty.

The shares need not add up to 100.Rounding alone puts many polls at 99 or 101. A poll that allows more than one answer per voter runs well past 100 by design, and several here do. The bars are drawn against a fixed 100% track at each option’s own percentage rather than normalised to the total, so a poll that exceeds it shows that it does instead of being quietly rescaled.

Read from the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 25 November 2025 to 22 July 2026. Telegram labels each poll by kind — an anonymous poll, a quiz, a closed set of final results — and that label is reproduced rather than paraphrased.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 26 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Реальная новость?” (@absurd_vs_reality), 1,066 subscribers as measured 26 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/absurd_vs_reality.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.