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Channel
匿名树洞八卦吃瓜
@MRbagua
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
1,381subscribers
+992 since we began measuring on 17 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1004482416450 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @MRbagua |
| Created | Between 1 June 2026 and 12 August 2026 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 17 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 6 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 9 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 6 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/MRbagua |
Topic
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 18 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 66% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 6 Oct 2026, 07:39 | 1,381 | +68 |
| 28 Sept 2026, 18:15 | 1,313 | +70 |
| 18 Sept 2026, 14:37 | 1,243 | +47 |
| 14 Sept 2026, 08:40 | 1,196 | +46 |
| 11 Sept 2026, 01:59 | 1,150 | +252 |
| 1 Sept 2026, 20:53 | 898 | +132 |
| 25 Aug 2026, 23:41 | 766 | +320 |
| 18 Aug 2026, 15:43 | 446 | +57 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 19:45 | 389 | first reading |
Engagement
19 posts held, back to 12 August 2026 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 19 posts for this entry, the most recent from 17 August 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 24s
- Average length
- 12s
Measured directly from 2 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Reaction mix
1 reaction across 1 post, in 1 kind.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👍 | 1 | 100.0% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 1 of the 19 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 1 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 19 most recent posts we hold, published 12 August 2026 to 17 August 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Recent posts
#八卦 我问一下,在飞机联系了个贷款平台,说是包下款,前提是要去京东买100面值的沃尔玛电子卡,说是手续费,这个能信吗,我感觉有点像骗人的
#情感 我跟我男朋友都22岁了,男朋友现在没工作也 没。我妈知道我谈恋爱的事,说我男朋友这人 不行早点分手,可是我很舍不得真的很爱他, 但是我妈完全不理解我,说这男的没出息,我 现在好纠结,朋友也说我是恋爱脑,难道真的 该分手吗?
地铁遇到的,怎么办?
#八卦 这裤子是要拿去退掉吗,怎么吊牌还不摘啊
#吃瓜 不要慌 黑色沉淀色素而已
#树洞 想问问飞机上的卖迷药的可以信吗
#杂烩 白月光的杀伤力有多大?
#树洞 贵阳(温沁瑶)做医美的顶级骚母狗 背着我约炮 聊骚 以为我不知道 一线天的逼 死贱人 骚逼 反差婊😈
这何尝不是一种ntr呢?
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Showing the 12 most recent of 19 posts we hold for @MRbagua. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Mentions
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 6 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“匿名树洞八卦吃瓜” (@MRbagua), 1,381 subscribers as measured 6 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/MRbagua.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.