🎵 While we drink up some more, of your nocoiner tears 🐽 Do you have nocoiner friends? Send them this song! You might have seen this before, but this is the full version. I think you'll like it :) Click the video to play the full "Have Fun Staying Poor" shanty by BTCMinstrel! 🔔 Join @HaveFunStayingPoor for more posts like this! 👥 Share with your friends! You can forward this message, or tell them to HaveFunStayin…

Channel
HaveFunStayingPoor.com
@HaveFunStayingPoor
On this record: Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Posts · Cite this entry
1,943subscribers
+0 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
Register entry
| Telegram ID | -1001242218223 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @HaveFunStayingPoor |
| Created | Between 1 March 2018 and 30 October 2020— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 24 August 2026 |
| Measurements held | 6 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 24 August 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/HaveFunStayingPoor |
Growth
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 24 Aug 2026, 03:17 | 1,943 | +4 |
| 17 Aug 2026, 11:05 | 1,939 | -1 |
| 13 Aug 2026, 12:35 | 1,940 | -4 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 11:38 | 1,944 | +1 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 01:46 | 1,943 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 01:34 | 1,943 | first reading |
Engagement
20 posts held, back to 30 October 2020 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 2 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 27 January 2021. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
What this channel posts
- Video runtime
- 3m 13s
- Average length
- 3m 13s
Measured directly from 1 video with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
Recent posts
🐽 BREAKING: SCIENTIST CREATES GOLD OUT OF A HUMAN TURD Bitcoin FUD everywhere! It's the same recycled debunked FUD we've seen for years, but we’re approaching it incorrectly... —— Imagine Bitcoin didn’t exist and gold would've gotten all the attention that Bitcoin is getting. What do you do if you don’t like this and want to FUD gold? Publish a story on how scientists created fake gold made of human feces 💩 and…
You failed your friends. 🐽 (read this, and then forward to your poor loved ones, who are too weak to buy the dip) Scrolling through Twitter today, I see many bitcoiners telling a similar story about conversations with nocoiners yesterday and today. Chad bitcoiner: Here’s the 20% dip you were hoping for! Are you buying? Poverty-struck friend: No Chad, this was a bubble. I’m glad I didn’t buy the top. I will wait fo…
🎤Have Fun Staying Poor LIVE with Nic Carter starts now! (Update: it’s over) 👀 this HFSP LIVE is over but if you’re here, check out my post above about altcoins vs. bitcoin! ————— Nic Carter is joining Udi Wertheimer for an end-of-year interview to celebrate the end of Ripple and new beginnings of Bitcoin! During the interview you'll get the chance to jump on the mic too, if you want. If you're muted, just wait fo…
🚨Poverty alert!! Don’t miss this!! Have fun with Nic Carter! 🤓 (Update: it’s over) I want to make sure everyone is having fun while staying perpetually poor, so.. Telegram has a new “Voice Chat” feature, and forever-poor bitcoiner Nic Carter will drop in the voice chat today, me (poor Udi Wertheimer) and him will have a chat about current events, and you poors will be able to join the discussion as well. We’ll t…
Some thoughts on why altcoins are great. 🐽 (send this to your poor friends who ask about ALT SZN) Altcoins (sometimes known as "shitcoins" among industry experts) are digital coins positioned as alternatives to bitcoin. A naive examination of them may reveal similarities to bitcoin: altcoins use digital signatures, they have a chain of blocks, there are addresses, etc... just like bitcoin! But faster / smarter / be…
I’m sorry, I just had to. This comment really angered me: https://twitter.com/havefunstaypoor/status/1336351607555026944
🐷Some thoughts on the STABLE Act's goal of keeping Americans poor Lots of talk in the last couple of days about the proposed STABLE Act bill. Coincenter has a (mostly) good summary if you need a refresher, but basically it means stablecoin issuers will need to acquire banking charters and be approved by the Federal Reserve otherwise they'll be banned. Stablecoins are mostly used on Ethereum but they're a crucial pa…
Janet Yellen, Former Chair of the Federal Reserve and nominee for US Secretary of the Treasury, just joined Twitter. SHOCKINGLY, none of you told her to have fun staying poor. So we fixed it! https://twitter.com/havefunstaypoor/status/1333516492902703111
Some Bitcoin news you should know about, or @HaveFunStayingPoor: 1️⃣ Make sure you tell your friends/family about this fantastic letter about bitcoin from James O'Beirne. James is a contributor to open-source bitcoin projects, but his letter doesn't bog readers down with technicalities. It explains what they really want to know: why number go up? I recommend sending an email to friends and family right now: Email…
Some ATH thoughts on giving bitcoin wallet recommendations to poor people (aka nocoiners): This is a long post. If you don't like long posts, @HaveFunStayingPoor. Since leaving Twitter, I don't actually have any idea what the Bitcoin price is*. The only way I even find out about price movements is because nocoiner friends call to ask me "how to buy bitcoin". Or... former-poor, hodling friends call to ask how to tel…
These beautiful ETH thought leadership pieces were posted precisely at the ETH/BTC top late September. It dropped 33% since then and still going... Reach out to an ETH thought leader today and tell them to @HaveFunStayingPoor
Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @HaveFunStayingPoor. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Cite this entry
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 24 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“HaveFunStayingPoor.com” (@HaveFunStayingPoor), 1,943 subscribers as measured 24 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/HaveFunStayingPoor.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.