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Help my balls hurt

@FFA_Feed

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3,890subscribers

-26 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026

Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.

Register entry

Telegram ID-1001682198216
TypeChannel
Username@FFA_Feed
CreatedBetween 1 December 2021 and 22 March 2023— estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated.
First recorded7 August 2026
Last confirmed live22 August 2026
Measurements held7
Confirmed unchanged1 time, most recently 22 August 2026
On Telegramt.me/FFA_Feed

Growth

3,8903,9163,9037 August 2026 — 3,916 subscribers7 August 2026 — 3,916 subscribers10 August 2026 — 3,913 subscribers12 August 2026 — 3,908 subscribers16 August 2026 — 3,901 subscribers18 August 2026 — 3,897 subscribers22 August 2026 — 3,890 subscribers7 August 202622 August 2026
7 measurements spanning 15 days, net -26. Dots are measurements; the straight line between them is drawn to join them, not to claim we know the path taken in between — snapshots are recorded only when a count changes, so gaps mean “no change observed”, never “interpolated”. The vertical axis spans 3,886–3,920 and does not start at zero.
Measurement log — every subscribers count we have recorded
Measured (UTC)SubscribersChange
22 Aug 2026, 07:383,890-7
18 Aug 2026, 21:283,897-4
16 Aug 2026, 01:483,901-7
12 Aug 2026, 22:263,908-5
10 Aug 2026, 09:083,913-3
7 Aug 2026, 16:063,916no change
7 Aug 2026, 05:313,916first reading

Engagement

20 posts held, back to 22 March 2023the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 4 pagesof Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.

Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 14 March 2025. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.

What this channel posts

Video runtime
1m 54s
Average length
38s

Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no mark.

Reaction mix

486 reactions across 20 posts, in 21 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 19.1% of them.

Every reaction kind recorded on the sample, most used first
ReactionCountShareShare, drawn
🍌9319.1%
7816.0%
👍5210.7%
🔥5110.5%
🍾479.67%
🤔265.35%
😁234.73%
😱234.73%
👏142.88%
💯132.67%
🏆112.26%
🐳112.26%
❤‍🔥81.65%
🎉81.65%
71.44%
🤯71.44%
👌40.823%
💋30.617%
😍30.617%
🥰30.617%
1 further kind10.206%

No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.

Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.

Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 486reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.

Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 22 March 2023 to 14 March 2025, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.

Recent posts

14 Mar 2025, 08:06 UTC≈8,350 views77 reactionsread 8 August 2026

10 likes and gold will show his sack

51👍17🍌5🏆21💯1

8 Mar 2025, 05:50 UTC≈9,150 views12 reactionsread 8 August 2026

Ball clapper deformity, nice clap emote, I, see what you did there

7🍾3🍌1👍1

8 Mar 2025, 05:48 UTC≈9,200 views25 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

This is massive news guys,! Gonna get my balls, operated on tomorrow just to be sure!

👏148🍌2🍾1

8 Mar 2025, 05:39 UTC≈7,930 views8 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Video, posted without a caption

😁53

8 Mar 2025, 05:39 UTC≈7,390 views2 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Video, posted without a caption

11

8 Mar 2025, 05:36 UTC≈6,620 views3 reactionsread 8 August 2026

So wait a minute, his dad gave him the bad ball trait then fucking benefitted from it by buying himself a retarded ass pickup truck, I can't get over that you don't take another man's ball money. Fucked up man

🍾2😁1

8 Mar 2025, 05:35 UTC≈6,590 views3 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Fuck this is terrible fucking news, apparently even sleeping isn't safe. Guess it's time to invest in meth!

💯21

8 Mar 2025, 05:31 UTC≈5,960 views3 reactionsread 8 August 2026

I'd ur wondering how U can avoid testicular torsion simply walk around super carefully and slowly, no sudden movements

👍2🤔1

8 Mar 2025, 05:29 UTC≈5,870 views4 reactionsread 8 August 2026

guys my balls hurt a lot please help what do i do is it ball cancer am i going to die of sudden onset ball cancer, im not int o C&BT please jesus let my balls be ok, I wish upon everyone reading this you never get ur balls tangled like my one coworker did - which lead to his one ball getting cut off until it died and had to be removed., imagine losing a ball like that, id never be the same The absolute worst part

😱3❤‍🔥1

12 Oct 2024, 01:35 UTC≈9,650 views22 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Photo

Niiiice

🍌11❤‍🔥3🔥3🏆2👌1💯1🤩1

12 Oct 2024, 01:31 UTC≈9,350 views17 reactionsread 8 August 2026
Video

Deleted all posts to do with VIP, this is now 100 percent a meme group.

👍12💋311

Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @FFA_Feed. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.

Citation-graph rank

Citation-graph rank — 440,127 of 1,584,733entries in the measured graph. A weighted position computed from the forward and mention edges below — republished posts weigh more than named mentions — and recomputed periodically, over the whole graph. Published only as this ordinal position, never as a score: a position is a fact, and a score printed beside one channel’s name would read as a verdict this register does not make. The two counts beneath stay separate for the same reason mentions are never summed with forwards anywhere else on this page — a named-by count costs nothing to manufacture. The top 100 by this measure, or how it is computed.

Forward network

Republished by

Channels on the register that have forwarded this channel's posts into their own feed.

Republishes

Channels on the register whose posts this channel has forwarded.

Built only from forwarded posts we have actually read, on both sides. Coverage is early and deliberately incomplete: a missing link means we have not read the post that would prove it, never that the relationship does not exist. Counts are distinct forwarded posts observed, so they only ever go up as we read more.

Cite this entry

A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 22 August 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.

“Help my balls hurt” (@FFA_Feed), 3,890 subscribers as measured 22 August 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/FFA_Feed.

Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.