🚨 از آسمون کیر بباره هم تاخیر نداریم. سازمان سنجش: کنکور تحت هر شرایطی پنجشنبه و جمعه برگزار میشود. 👅 @Asan_To_Khobi 👅
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Channel
@Asan_To_Khobi
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · What this channel posts · Reactions · Posts · Citations · Cite this entry
9,270subscribers
-81 since we began measuring on 5 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 3,162–10,000.
| Telegram ID | -1001072356009 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @Asan_To_Khobi |
| Created | Between 1 October 2016 and 31 July 2017 — estimated from Telegram’s id allocation, not measured. How this range is calculated. |
| First recorded | 6 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 1 September 2026 |
| Measurements held | 11 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 1 September 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/Asan_To_Khobi |
Other / unclassifiable — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-UD-Q6_K_XL, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 20 August 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 48% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 1 Sept 2026, 23:46 | 9,270 | -12 |
| 30 Aug 2026, 09:33 | 9,282 | -10 |
| 27 Aug 2026, 10:46 | 9,292 | -6 |
| 24 Aug 2026, 00:19 | 9,298 | -8 |
| 20 Aug 2026, 00:25 | 9,306 | -16 |
| 16 Aug 2026, 16:18 | 9,322 | -9 |
| 13 Aug 2026, 06:36 | 9,331 | -6 |
| 10 Aug 2026, 10:01 | 9,337 | -11 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 23:26 | 9,348 | -3 |
| 6 Aug 2026, 02:51 | 9,351 | no change |
| 5 Aug 2026, 23:38 | 9,351 | first reading |
20 posts held, back to 1 December 2023 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 32 pages of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 20 posts for this entry, the most recent from 11 July 2024. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
Measured directly from 3 videos with a duration reading, out of the posts we hold for this channel — not this channel’s whole posting history, only the sample this register has actually read. An exact reading to the second, taken from the post itself rather than from Telegram’s own rounded chrome, so it carries no ≈ mark.
479 reactions across 20 posts, in 20 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 28.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👍 | 134 | 28.0% | |
| 😁 | 97 | 20.3% | |
| 🤬 | 51 | 10.6% | |
| 😢 | 37 | 7.72% | |
| ❤ | 35 | 7.31% | |
| 💩 | 34 | 7.10% | |
| 🤣 | 34 | 7.10% | |
| 👎 | 11 | 2.30% | |
| 🤮 | 7 | 1.46% | |
| 👏 | 6 | 1.25% | |
| 🔥 | 6 | 1.25% | |
| 🖕 | 6 | 1.25% | |
| 🗿 | 5 | 1.04% | |
| 🤷♂ | 5 | 1.04% | |
| 😱 | 3 | 0.626% | |
| 🤔 | 3 | 0.626% | |
| 🤯 | 2 | 0.418% | |
| ☃ | 1 | 0.209% | |
| 👌 | 1 | 0.209% | |
| 🤡 | 1 | 0.209% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 20 of the 20 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 479 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 20 most recent posts we hold, published 1 December 2023 to 11 July 2024, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
🚨 از آسمون کیر بباره هم تاخیر نداریم. سازمان سنجش: کنکور تحت هر شرایطی پنجشنبه و جمعه برگزار میشود. 👅 @Asan_To_Khobi 👅
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این فیلم نشون دهنده اوج فاجعه در ایرانه اتباع افغانی جدیداً برای اینکه قدرت نمایی کنن و بگن از هیچ کسی ترسی ندارن اینجوری و به این شکل میروند کنار ماشین پلیس عکس میگیرند ، این قضیه بخصوص در شهرهایی که تعداد افاغنه زیاده بیشتر دیده شده ، قضیه افاغنه در ایران بزودی به یک ابربحران بزرگ تبدیل خواهد شد 👅 @Asan_to_khobi 👅
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از الان میگم که دچار کلاهبرداری نشید رفقا،احتمالا وقتی همستر لیست بشه،هزاران تبلیغ برای تبدیل به پول کردن این بازی میاد،امکان داره ۷۰ درصد این تبلیغا کلاهبردار باشن،فقط تبلیغایی رو اعتماد کنید که شخصیت و هویت علنی داره،وگرنه این همه زحمتی که برای این بازی کردید در ایکی ثانیه امکان داره پوچ بشه @Asan_To_Khobi
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هزینه ساخت برج خلیفه ۱.۵ میلیارد دلار و فساد افشا شده در واردات چای ۳.۵ میلیارد دلار است! با ۳.۵ میلیارد دلار فساد در واردات چایی چه کارهایی می شود کرد؟ ۱۰ تا ایرباس ۳۱۹ روز، حدود ۵ هزار تا تریلی بنز ۲۰۲۳، ۱۵۰ کشتی کانتینری نو، ۱۲۰۰۰ تاکسی تویوتا کمری ۲۰۲۳ برای کل کشور ، ۲۰ تا قطار با ۶ تا واگن و ۳۸۰۰ اتوبوس برقی درجه یک روز دنیا را می شود خرید! 👅 @Asan_To_Khobi 👅
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🔴 شبکه خبر : تتلو بخاطر فساد و فحشا بین جوونا و نوجوونا دستگیر شده 👅 @Asan_To_Khobi 👅
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فوری: پلیس ترکیه تتلو رو تحویل ایران داد و تتلو فورا بازداشت شد اولین عکس تتلو داخل ایران 👅 @Asan_To_Khobi 👅
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روزی سه مرد به اسم ، اکبر ، اصغر و ممد برای تفریح به جزیره دور افتاده ای سفر میکنن یهو گیر آدمخورا میفتن بهشون گفتن برید توی جنگل و نفری 10تا میوه بیارید شاید آزادتون کنیم... رفتن و مشغول جمع آوری میوه شدن اکبر با 10تا خیار اومد بهش گفتن 10تا خیار رو بکن تو کونت و کوچکترین صدایی ازت در نیاد وگرنه میکشیمت خیار اول رو کرد تو کونش... خیار دوم رو هم بسختی فرو کرد تو ولی خیار سوم گفت آخ و درجا گردنشو زدن ! ممد با 10تا تم…
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تحقیقات ثابت کرده مردانی که انگشت حلقه شون از انگشت اشارشون بلندتره بطور میانگین دارای آلت تناسلی بلندتری از دیگران هستند! اگه دیدید دخترا خیره شدن به دستتون تعجب نکنید دنبال سایزتون میگردن 👅 @Asan_To_Khobi 👅
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تو زندگی نه باید مثل کاندوم باشی که همه چیو بریزی تو خودت که باد کنی... نه مثل اسهال باشی که همه چیزو بریزی بیرون که همه جارو ور داره... باید مثل ممه باشی دلیل خاصی ندارم فقط ممه خیلی دوست دارم🫠 👅 @Asan_To_Khobi 👅
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کلید اسرار، این داستان : آقایون قری ... 👅 @Asan_To_Khobi 👅
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راز زندگی خوب در دو چیزه: 1_کار 2_سلامتی که مخففشون میشه " کس " ؛ حالا هرچی این تنگتر و تپل تر باشه استحکام زندگی بیشتر میشه :) 👅 @Asan_To_Khobi 👅
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فردا همه مدارس ابتدایی و متوسطه اول (راهنمایی) تهران، به علت آلودگی هوا تعطیلن. + به جز فیروزکوه کیر بخت. 🔴رییس آموزش و پرورش : بچه های دانشجو و دبیرستانی با آبشش تنفس میکنن و آلودگی هوا هیچ مشکلی براشون ایجاد نمیکنه. 👅 @Asan_To_Khobi 👅
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Showing the 12 most recent of 20 posts we hold for @Asan_To_Khobi. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
Named by 1 registered channel — every channel on the register whose own posts have named this one, by its current username or any other username it currently holds, merged from two separately captured readings of the same fact so a namer caught by only one of them is not missed and a namer both caught is not counted twice. A username this channel has since dropped is not matched — that handle may belong to someone else now, and crediting today’s namer to yesterday’s owner would misattribute it.
Named by
Channels on the register whose posts name this channel's handle.
A mention is a weaker signal than a forward and is counted separately for that reason — naming a channel is not republishing it, and a handle in a post body is easy to place deliberately. The post counts beside each row below are distinct posts in which the handle appeared, from posts we have read on both sides — the “Named by N registered channels” figure above is a different count, of distinct NAMING CHANNELS rather than posts, and is not the sum of the rows under it.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 1 September 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“اَصَن تـو خوبی 👅” (@Asan_To_Khobi), 9,270 subscribers as measured 1 September 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/Asan_To_Khobi.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.