Ain’t dead! Just very busy. Hope everyone had a great Sunday and last couple of weeks in general.
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Channel
@AnabolicOutlawCoaching
On this record: Topic · Growth · Engagement · Reactions · Posts · Cite this entry
1,238subscribers
-24 since we began measuring on 7 August 2026
Risers and fallers across the register · movement among entries of 1,000–3,162.
| Telegram ID | -1001356151920 |
|---|---|
| Type | Channel |
| Username | @AnabolicOutlawCoaching |
| Created | 19 March 2021 — measured — cross-checked against a third-party dataset (ext.tg_channel) |
| First recorded | 7 August 2026 |
| Last confirmed live | 10 October 2026 |
| Measurements held | 14 |
| Confirmed unchanged | 1 time, most recently 10 October 2026 |
| On Telegram | t.me/AnabolicOutlawCoaching |
Health & wellness — a classification, not a measurement. An on-box language model (Qwen3.6-35B-A3B-FP8, prompt version 1) read this channel’s own recent posts on 18 September 2026 and assigned it the closest of 31 fixed categories, at 98% confidence. This is a model’s judgement about what the channel is likely to be about, not a fact this register measured the way a subscriber count or a view count is measured — it can be revised on a later pass, and it carries no weight anywhere else on this page. How this classification works, and why it has no browse page of its own yet.
| Measured (UTC) | Subscribers | Change |
|---|---|---|
| 10 Oct 2026, 15:16 | 1,238 | -5 |
| 4 Oct 2026, 17:16 | 1,243 | +2 |
| 25 Sept 2026, 01:16 | 1,241 | -5 |
| 16 Sept 2026, 22:20 | 1,246 | -2 |
| 12 Sept 2026, 23:16 | 1,248 | -4 |
| 9 Sept 2026, 04:16 | 1,252 | -2 |
| 4 Sept 2026, 03:57 | 1,254 | -1 |
| 31 Aug 2026, 12:37 | 1,255 | -1 |
| 28 Aug 2026, 04:09 | 1,256 | -1 |
| 21 Aug 2026, 04:04 | 1,257 | -2 |
| 15 Aug 2026, 00:47 | 1,259 | -1 |
| 11 Aug 2026, 18:16 | 1,260 | -2 |
| 7 Aug 2026, 12:02 | 1,262 | no change |
| 7 Aug 2026, 11:57 | 1,262 | first reading |
11 posts held, back to 17 November 2025 — the reader has not yet reached the start of this channel’s public history, so older posts may sit further back, unread. Read across 1 page of Telegram’s post history, 20 posts per page.
Nothing published in the last 30 days. ERR and ER are rolling 30-day measures, so there is nothing to compute — we hold 11 posts for this entry, the most recent from 22 March 2026. An engagement rate over an empty window would be a number about nothing.
253 reactions across 11 posts, in 2 distinct kinds. The most used accounts for 81.0% of them.
| Reaction | Count | Share | Share, drawn |
|---|---|---|---|
| 👍 | 205 | 81.0% | |
| 🗿 | 48 | 19.0% |
No sentiment is inferred, and none should be read in. This table is ordered by count and by nothing else. Emoji do not carry stable meaning across languages or communities — 🙏 is thanks in one channel and mourning in another — so we publish which ones were pressed and how often, and pass no judgement on what an audience meant by them.
Precision. Telegram publishes reaction counts per emoji and short-forms each one — 4.34K, 1.2M — so any single kind at or above 1,000 reaches us at three significant figures, and only counts below 1,000 are exact. The shares above are ratios of those figures and carry the same error. This is also why the total here can differ slightly from a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page: both are sums of the same rounded parts, taken over samples with different edges.
Coverage. Reactions were read on 11 of the 11 sampled posts in this sample. Summed by Telegram’s own count on each post — not by adding up the per-emoji breakdown above — those same posts carry 253 reactions in total: the kind of figure the paragraph above means by “a reaction total printed elsewhere on the page”.
Measured over the 11 most recent posts we hold, published 17 November 2025 to 22 March 2026, using the newest reading held for each. Telegram Stars are excluded: they are a payment, not a reaction, and they have their own section.
Ain’t dead! Just very busy. Hope everyone had a great Sunday and last couple of weeks in general.
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Like with most modern woes, the obsession with testosterone is a problem of abundance. People have the luxury of frequent blood work and unlimited information, which turns minor fluctuations into perceived problems. If hormonal screening was not cheap, accessible, and constantly pushed, most people would never think about their total or free testosterone. They would just train, eat well, and move on. Like people did…
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One of the main things I wanted to achieve with my transition to the dark side was to figure out how much of a difference testosterone actually makes. To my knowledge, there are not many people who spent over a decade in the gym, optimized their training, dialed in their nutrition, truly peaked naturally, and then eventually got on T, and T alone. To make a long story short, T works, and more T works even better. B…
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Annual Christmas workout. Thick boy winter.
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100kg/220lbs OHP. No belt.
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In other news, did this the other day. 86kg/190lbs row. Was cool.
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It’s shocking to me how there are people who are significantly smarter than me, who have lived a significantly longer life than I have, and yet somehow cannot see through the obvious optics and deception. A MAGAtard would gladly support ANOTHER regime change op, ANOTHER forever war, ANOTHER reason to go into debt as long as Trump signs an executive order (because that’s all he ever does, signs executive orders that …
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Eurobros three days ago: “Wooo free helicopter rides for commies wooo” and “That’s what you get for being a socialist” and of course “Turns out, you can just do things, and that is very based.” Eurobros today: “Noooooooooo, you can’t take Greenland noooooooooo, muh sovereignty, muh white alliance.” What’s the matter, bros? Suddenly, you are no longer in favor of toppling the socialist regime of Denmark? Turns out,…
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That being said, the memes have been certified bangers. The horrors might be beyond our comprehension but at least it will be funny.
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I dislike talking about (geo)politics, not because I am not interested in it, but unfortunately because it brings out the cesspool of braindead low IQ morons that can’t see further than their nose. Anyone who views any sort of large geopolitical event in the 21st century through the prism of ideology is a complete and utter moron. People justifying the attack on Venezuela to prevent the rise of “communism” or to com…
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What makes these claims hilarious is that the people who spew them do so with such misplaced confidence that they’re completely blind to the fact that it takes five minutes of “research” to expose how little they actually know. As an example, here is a very ordinary full day of eating from my end that does not include the purified orange juice of Atlantis, does not include the ground beef of the Hyperborean bison, a…
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Showing the 11 most recent of 11 posts we hold for @AnabolicOutlawCoaching. View and reaction counts are the latest single reading for each post, not a live figure, and a recent post is still accumulating both. A view count marked ≈ was rounded by Telegram before we ever saw it — t.me prints views in full below 1,000 and to three significant figures above, so ≈1,200,000 means somewhere between 1,150,000 and 1,249,999. Unmarked counts are exact. Text is reproduced from the public post preview and truncated for length.
A live page changes as we take new readings, so a citation should name the measurement it is based on, not just the URL. The line below cites the subscriber count as measured 10 October 2026 — this entry's latest reading, not the date you are reading this.
“Anabolic Outlaw Coaching” (@AnabolicOutlawCoaching), 1,238 subscribers as measured 10 October 2026. Telegram Register, tgregister.com/channel/AnabolicOutlawCoaching.
Full measurement history, CC BY 4.0. Every reading this register holds for this entry, not just the latest one, as a dated, downloadable record: CSV · JSON. Free to use with attribution to tgregister.com. Each file carries its own generation timestamp, which is the figure to cite for exactly when the data was retrieved.